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You'll never feel bleary-eyed in the morning again once you get the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. Watch a shapely beauty twirl around a pole just for you. In fact, you may not even need an alarm clock. You may like your current alarm clock just fine.
We predict you'll still want this one just for the little pole dancer.
Besides, watching a real pole dancer is expensive. There's the cover charge, your drinks and of course, tips. This pole dancer performs for free every morning!
It also has a fully functioning alarm feature, and a clock, but . . . did we mention it has a pole dancer?
This is a great gift for the guy who has everything. And even the guy who doesn't have much, but would like to wake up to a POLE DANCER.
We predict you'll still want this one just for the little pole dancer.
Besides, watching a real pole dancer is expensive. There's the cover charge, your drinks and of course, tips. This pole dancer performs for free every morning!
It also has a fully functioning alarm feature, and a clock, but . . . did we mention it has a pole dancer?
This is a great gift for the guy who has everything. And even the guy who doesn't have much, but would like to wake up to a POLE DANCER.
